Creating a password nowadays: Sorry but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin

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fuck attractive people

that’s the plan

All day, everyday, especially on hump day!

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"But WHERE has this blog been all my life?!!!?" -weshallprevail


Aw, thank you so so much, sweetheart! 


I’m so fucking weird
It’s like:
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.

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My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

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